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B+TEC   Bitch + The Exciting Conclusion
Short Story Records   2008

This is Bitch's first recording with her band, Bitch + The Exciting Conclusion. It was recorded in their hometown, NYC, at Vivian Stoll's studio, and also their pal Wayne Schrengohst's studio. They are very proud of this release. They also made a video for the first track, Bullet.
Check out their myspace page: www.myspace.com/excitingconclusion

Self-Produced, Mixed by Damon Whittemore and Mastered by Jon Cohrs.

track listing:
1. Bullet
2. Left Lane
3. Red Roof
4. Highway
5. Open Up

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Make this/Break this
Kill Rock Stars (10/2006)

This is Bitch's first solo studio album since leaving Bitch and Animal. It was originally going to be called "Almost to the Water." It is symphonic, break-your-heart ballad-y and raise the roof revolutionary. It's performance-arty, heartfelt and pushy. It was recorded at Dutchboy's oven in NYC.

Produced by June Millington, Associate producer Wayne Schrengohst, Mixed by Roma Baran, Mastered by Ue Nastasi at Sterling Sound, NYC.

track listing:
1. Unstick
2. Two Girls Strong
3. Almost to the Water
4. Make This Break This
5. Rise
6. Witches
7. Aileen Wuornos
8. 40 Billion Light Years
9. Wish the Sunrise Would
10. Stone
11. Train Station/Beograd
12. Landmass
13. The Most Powerful Thing that ever Happened in the Entire World

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the Be-Sides (one take wonders and poems)

Bitch made this with her friend Wayne Schrengohst at his home studio, Dutchboy's oven, where whe was living at the time. She hung out alone with a mic, read poems and put some live tracks on there of her playing with a great jazz drummer, Greg Latty. this album is a springboard for a lot of later works on later albums.

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Sour Juice and Rhyme   Bitch and Animal
Righteous Babe Records   2003

This is Bitch and Animal's last record together. A project that captures the essence of their off-the-cuff impromptu joking and musical connection, combined with an intense political message. It was recorded in the winter month's at IMA, in June and Ann's bedroom, where they had set up a makeshift studio just for the project.

Produced by June Millington and Bitch and Animal, mixed by June Millington and Animal, Mastered by Ken Lee.

track listing:
1. Pacman
2. Croquet
3. Dog Grab Dog
4. You Left Out
5 Half Naked
6. Feminist Housewives
7. Crystal
8. Secret Candy
9. Betty Ford
10. WTC
11. Searchlight
12. Prayer

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Eternally Hard   Bitch and Animal
Righteous Babe Records   2001

This was Bitch and Animal's sophomore release. They traveled to Buffalo, NY to record with one of their heroines and soon-to-be-label-mate, Ani Difranco. They spent a week in her home studio, and got about 8 tracks done. They took the tracks back to NYC and met Wayne Schrengohst, who proceeded to help them finish the record in his studio, Dutchboy's Oven.

Produced by Ani DiFranco and Wayne Schrengohst
Mixed by Ani and Goatboy
Mastered by Ani

track listing:
1. Best Cock on the Block
2. Traffic
3. Scrap Metal
4. Boy Girl Wonder
5. Pissed
6. Passports
7. Blah do Blay
8. Sparkly Queen Areola
9. Six States Away
10. Ganja
11. Mother's Day
12. 33 Zen Lane
13. Miss Me My Dear

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What's That Smell?   Bitch and Animal
self-released   1999

Bitch and Animal's first ever release. They drove to Seattle to make it, because their friend, Kate Wolf, knew someone who knew someone with a studio. It's electric violin and African drums. It's tap shoe ukulele rock. It's hoe-down funk poetry. It's bass lines and word rhymes that won't leave your mind.

Produced by Kate Wolf and Bitch and Animal
Mixed and Engineered by Jay Pinto

tracklisting:
1 Ovumture (in Areola Minor) 2 By Morning 3 Scorpio-Lite 4 Climbing
5 Push the System
6 Black Eyed Girl
7 When I See You
8 I Lie Still
9 Twinkle
10 Heavy in Love
11 Drag King Bar
12 Stretch
13 Climbing Reprise$15.00 plus S&H

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BOOK
this is a page in it
Here are some of the poems that I wrote while I was working on the songs from Make this/Break this and Be-Sides. Kind of like see where my brain was, what my hands were doing in between everything else. The titles are all just the towns where i wrote them.

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Make this Break This Owl Tee Shirt (Black)

This is Bitch's New Sweatshop-Free Super Soft Tee Shirt! The only person who sweat over this shirt is the Queen herself! These are one part of the series that Bitch has made in homage to her Grandmother, who died while she was making "Make This/Break This." Her Grandmother loved owls. And so do we! These tee shirts look great on both Breasts and Pecs alike! Show them your wing-span! Flag the freedom of Mother Nature accross your hearts! These will have people stopping you in your tracks, asking if they can Make or Break you. Let 'em Make!!!

Available in: XS, S, M, L, XL

$17.00 plus S&H

SHIRT

Make this Break This Owl
Tee Shirt (White)

Available in: XS, S, M, L, XL

$17.00 plus S&H

SHIRT

Bush Beaters (White)

We realized that the term "Wife-Beater" had come into existence without Us having any say! So we are naming our New Sweatshop-Free Super Soft Tank Tops "Bush-Beaters!" These are one part of the series that Bitch has made in homage to her Grandmother, who died while she was making "Make This/Break This." Her Grandmother loved owls. And so do we! These are specially designed to look great on both Breasts and Pecs alike! Show them your wing-span. Flag freedom of Mother Nature accross your hearts! Beat Bush Beautifully with this sexy design...

Available in: XS, S, M, L, XL

$14.00 plus S&H

SOCKS

Make this/Break this Socks!

these beauties will turn heads while keeping your feet warm.

$12.00 plus S&H

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Stick-her/Postcards

Hey kids! These Bitch and Animal stickers were drawn by Bitch herself! They also are postcards. If you'd like any signed by Bitch and mailed to your friends' houses, add the names and addresses to whom and where you want them sent in the note space on the shopping cart as you check out. Otherwise I'm signing and sending them to you. Get one free for every five you buy!

$1.50 plus S&H

Bump-her stickers

These go great on any guitar case, trapper keeper or best friends' butt. Don't put them on your car--we've been told they fade...while supplies last...

$2.00 plus S&H

Bitch and Animal Eternally Hard Tees

These are hot. tell 'em what yer made of...

available sizes: 4 Youth Medium (smaller than small, perfect for cutting up, or for that extra tightness life sometimes calls for!)

4 Youth Large (this is equivalent to an adult small)

4 Adult Mediums

4 Adult Larges

2 XXL

$20.00 plus S&H

Bitch and Animal Sour Juice and Rhyme Pink Kettle Tees

Hand drawn by Bitch. Get 'em while they last.

available sizes:

9 Youth Large (equivalent to Adult small)

23 Adult Mediums

1 XL

$20.00 plus S&H

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